Naboo Turned His Back On Me

I got my wish. I was part of the show. Not only did I have Evil Cockney urine splashed over me, I was selected as Naboo’s mortal enemy. Howard described me as ‘terribly average man’, Vince called me a freak, Bolo gave me warnings and eventually, Naboo turned his back on me. At least Bob Fossil remained silent on the matter. At the interval I got a text from Matt saying: ‘Naboo hates you. Shaman vs. Shaman.’

It was a wonderful night. The Boosh was fantastic, Surreal Girl’s company a joy as ever and we even managed to round off the night with an OK Thai meal. It’s now early morning and I’m enjoying a cup of tea and a gift from Surreal Girl – some sort of delicious, lovely homemade chocolate cake that she slipped to me in a funky dragonfly box. Given all this, I’m trying to push aside some of my turmoil and just relish this little slice of happiness.