Amongst the things I have learned over the last few days, probably the most useful is: if you ever find yourself sharing living space with a rising Norwegian rock god, you should expect puddles of water in the bathroom.
If you suspect you are a rising Norwegian rock god, you should probably inform anyone who you share a bathroom with of your status. It might help resolve any pools of water tension building up in your home.
Absolutely hilarious post! Actually I know what you mean; in my case it was a Norwegian drunken biker though, not really a rock god...at least you've got the glamour of rock&roll visiting your bathroom.
I am the Nordic metal-god, and I must apologize for the Norwegian rock god and his puddles. The Nordic metal-god never leaves puddles. He never leaves.
OK, not that I ever heard that phrase before at all, but why is is that men have such bad aim? Gross. That also explains the g-spot issues as well..............
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Thats really useful to know, thanks, I'll certainly bear that in mind
Judging from my bathroom, I think I might be a rising Norwegian Rock God.
If you suspect you are a rising Norwegian rock god, you should probably inform anyone who you share a bathroom with of your status. It might help resolve any pools of water tension building up in your home.
perhaps one of the best short blogs i've ever read.
Attention Anyone Who Might Share a Bathroom with me:
I am a rising Norwegian Rock Goddess. I cannot be held accountable for the puddles of water that I may leave on the floor. Please use caution.
Also, I am sorry about the toilet seat.
Absolutely hilarious post!
Actually I know what you mean; in my case it was a Norwegian drunken biker though, not really a rock god...at least you've got the glamour of rock&roll visiting your bathroom.
I am the Nordic metal-god, and I must apologize for the Norwegian rock god and his puddles. The Nordic metal-god never leaves puddles. He never leaves.
I am becoming convinced that all Scandinavian rock gods are a breed apart.
Yey, we breed to and fro. Part and apart.
OK, not that I ever heard that phrase before at all, but why is is that men have such bad aim? Gross. That also explains the g-spot issues as well..............
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