'English Rain Hat Boys'

Playing around with the Google Analytics for English Dreaming, English Rain is interesting. I love to see what random phrases typed in by Internet explorers send them hurtling toward this blog. It is strangely gratifying to know anyone typing in ‘Evil Cockney’, ‘Avenue Q Scientology’, ‘MV Magdeburg’ ‘Albanian Freemasons’ or ‘Essex backwaters’ might end up here, However, I cannot help but feel those who happened on English Dreaming, English Rain by entering ‘Best vegetarian sausages’ or ‘Women fondled by men in latex gloves’ would have gone away hugely disappointed. I can only pity the poor souls who arrived by the phrases ‘There’s no aphrodisiac like loneliness’ and ‘Wanking with electrodes attached’.

Among my recent favourite surreal keywords that have directed traffic to these pages are ‘Toe wrestling’, ‘Lime green Adidas tracksuit’ and ‘English rain hat boys’. As glorious as they are, nothing beats the fact that English Dreaming, English Rain is one click away for those looking for ‘Charlie Brooker wanking for coins’ or ‘Badger deterrent’. I may not provide any Googlewhacks, but there are not that many places around where ‘Plinky plink’ and ‘Ernest Shinwell’ or the ‘Great Serpent Mound’ and ‘Mighty Boosh Test Card F’ live together.