Becoming David So

At the moment I keep reading official documents that refer to me as David So. I worry that this interesting approach to energy conservation while typing in some circles will eventually lead to the creation of a tulpa. I am not sure the David So who currently lives only in the words of bureaucratic papers is a homunculi I would want to see achieve awareness. David So is certainly not a man to be trusted. He spends far too much time talking to politicians and attending functions where he behaves impeccably.

Worse still is the prospect of this strange entity taking possession of me in the way Ziggy once consumed Bowie. I am resisting with all my strength becoming David So. His path is one that leads to disavowal of chocolate and recommendations for membership of dubious orders.

It is a good job that there are more corporal beings called David So – a mortgage broker, a programmer et al – to block his way. Otherwise I suspect he might escape from his existence in reports and memos. He is definitely the sort to bleed into cyberspace, establish a virtual beachhead before trudging through the murky mire bordering the Westminster Village.