Sanguine Humour
Over the Java Sea, blood begins to trickle from my left nostril. Quickly soaking all available tissues, it keeps on flowing, falling onto my jacket with Pollockian intent. Great, just great. I will have to face Australian immigration looking like I have been in a street brawl.
The pain begins to build again till I am exporting a gloopy claret that would turn even the stomach of Clive Barker film fan. Somewhere in the back of my mind I see an image of myself being bled by a medieval surgeon, trying to relieve the sanguine humour – the classical element of air. Turbulence shakes the plane and I phase exhausted into my seat.
After hours of dark, I eventually see a band of orange. It expands to define the horizon before giving in to the inevitability of blue. Dead Can Dance fills my ears as I try to grasp the alien landscape below.
At first the lack of roads is breathtakingly strange, the miles and miles of earth unscarred by man a novel sight for European. I take in twinkling encampments of clustered light, separated from each other by three days harsh walk across scrub, sunburnt hills and red dirt. Pools of water, as rare and precious in the hard-baked back of Bourke as the smooth silver metal surface they show to the sky. The world speeding outside the window is one of bleak and dangerous beauty.
Clearly, I am not in Kansas.

10 Comments:
....for in Kansas, the dirt would tend towards a yellowish hue.
Your bloodletting predicament is an unfortunate one - and likely strikes a silent chord with many of us. The theme: expelling bodily fluids at most inopportune times.
Years ago, my wife and I took our very first trip as 'a couple' down to sunny Florida. Dee had never, ever traveled anywhere. This was, of course, a major life event for her and she was intent on squeezing out every possible experience. She had planned that we should take an early morning nature walk after a nice breakfast. She had a schedule in mind and Xenu help the poor bastard who forgot that! Needless to say, I cut myself shaving that morning. It looked as if I was performing exploratory surgery on my craggy chin. I could not stop bleeding, and I would not leave the hotel room without sufficient coagulation. Fifteen minutes of bloodletting was all she could stand - and she left without me. Out of embarrassment - hers for getting angry and mine for disfiguring my face at the wrong time - we still do not speak of the incident.
Kansas is overrated.
Puss
Well, as far as leaking bodily fluids at inopportune moments, at least yours was somewhat more socially acceptable than some other possible fluids, hopefully even to Australian immigration officers!
Glad you arrived safely, even if a bit blood-soaked. :-)
Maybe the Austrail Immigration officers thought you might be connected to Pete Doherty or Amy Winehouse with that nose bleeding of yours?!
Just kidding of course.
I am happy you have landed safely, and also that you were listening to Dead Can Dance while you were looking to the land down below. Perfect.
Thank heaven you weren't in Kansas. A sorrier place I will never know. Hopefully anyway.
Maybe a cruise ship would be better next time?
I see the Viagra on that British upper lip worked then and you boarded a plane again.. chocks away chaps. Enjoy your trip! :)
ps no i'm not back just visiting :)
Its beautiful isn't it? It gets into your very being this land thats from what I know the most ancient land mass currently and continuously above water....thats why its so flat and the soil, precious as it is, is so poor.
Its more comfortable in winter but I hope you have and are loving being here. Did you know Australia has the highest percentage of Irish descent people outside of Ireland...? So outside the big cities especially it can be a pretty quirky place underneath the surface blandness...
did you meet up with Duncan Roads from Nexus Magazine...? he is a fount of information
oh to go to Australia! I'm so jealous...
I think I took pictures of Dead can dance...if memory serves me correctly.
Then it must be OZ. I imagine the reception:
'Bleeding poms'
Anything by Dead Can Dance will help you grasp anything alien and tincture it with the etheral
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