That's All Volks
To celebrate the publication of 1001 Ridiculous Ways To Die yesterday, below is an unedited draft of one of the entries that did not make it.
THAT’S ALL VOLKS!
While researching this book it became clear to us we could have easily written a book called 101 Ridiculous Deaths Due To Autoerotic Asphyxiation. From rock stars to politicians to actors such as Albert Dekker, there is no end of idiots who have lost their lives thanks to a fondness for the sexual kink of ‘scarfing’. The attraction to this dangerous activity may be easier to understand when you know that the process of cutting off the air supply is meant to greatly increase the intensity of orgasm. Many of those who tried scarfing swear by cutting oxygen – more than somewhat essential to life – at the moment of climax, their pleasure is increased tenfold.
Of all the deaths due to scarfing we have come across, possibly the most ridiculous was first reported in the pages of the Journal of Forensic Sciences in an article on Autoerotic Fatalities in 1983. It recorded how one native of the state of New York went to a clearing in woods, got naked and tied one end of a chain to his neck and other to his Volkswagen Beetle. The 40-year-old airline pilot then fixed the car so that it turned in circles, forcing him to jog alongside it, the chain squeezing his neck if he did not keep up.
Unfortunately for the scarfer, the chain got caught around the back axle and he was pulled to the ground. Although he avoided the automobiles wheels as he skidded along, the chain tightened around his neck. Whether it helped him achieve a tenfold orgasm as it choked to him to death is just one of life and death’s little mysteries we are never going to be able to solve.
THAT’S ALL VOLKS!
While researching this book it became clear to us we could have easily written a book called 101 Ridiculous Deaths Due To Autoerotic Asphyxiation. From rock stars to politicians to actors such as Albert Dekker, there is no end of idiots who have lost their lives thanks to a fondness for the sexual kink of ‘scarfing’. The attraction to this dangerous activity may be easier to understand when you know that the process of cutting off the air supply is meant to greatly increase the intensity of orgasm. Many of those who tried scarfing swear by cutting oxygen – more than somewhat essential to life – at the moment of climax, their pleasure is increased tenfold.
Of all the deaths due to scarfing we have come across, possibly the most ridiculous was first reported in the pages of the Journal of Forensic Sciences in an article on Autoerotic Fatalities in 1983. It recorded how one native of the state of New York went to a clearing in woods, got naked and tied one end of a chain to his neck and other to his Volkswagen Beetle. The 40-year-old airline pilot then fixed the car so that it turned in circles, forcing him to jog alongside it, the chain squeezing his neck if he did not keep up.
Unfortunately for the scarfer, the chain got caught around the back axle and he was pulled to the ground. Although he avoided the automobiles wheels as he skidded along, the chain tightened around his neck. Whether it helped him achieve a tenfold orgasm as it choked to him to death is just one of life and death’s little mysteries we are never going to be able to solve.
Labels: 1001 Ridiculous Ways To Die, Autoerotic Asphyxiation
posted by David at
11:58 PM
2 Comments:
well one less idiot in the world!!! Hope it was as good for him as it was for the car.
Oh boy. I knew a guy that did that. Well, without the volkswagon. Inflippincredible.
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