Friday, September 26, 2008

Witchfinder General

I grew up in a place called Hadleigh. During my childhood, this particular bit of Estuary Essex was still undergoing the deep shock of having gone from a large village to small town in less than two decades. Ancient woodland still bristled with resentment of its reduced circumstances due to the encroachment of new housing. The 13th century walls of the local castle, already ruined and robbed of dignity by landslides and the Salvation Army stone thieves, faced the final insult of becoming a delight for clambering children.

Surviving the savage assault of supermarkets and seventies concrete, the spirits of Hadleigh still skulked in its shadows. For more than 500 years, the place had been known for producing witches and cunning men, crow doctors and wind stealers. As a boy I walked through a landscape where folklore stalked you. There were magicians buried in the boneyard of St. James the Less, old cottages with moon gardens and at least one tree-lined shortcut with rumours of a whispering black shade.

One thing I learned from voracious childhood reading at the local library was that the people of Hadleigh liked their witches. In 1646, Matthew Hopkins, the self-styled Witchfinder General, turned up to ply his vile trade of persecution for profit. Having tortured his way across most of the east of England, he must have thought he would get rich pickings in Hadleigh, rumoured to be the home to several witch families.

However, as he approached the village he was met with a large crowd. Having heard of his planned hunt for their cunning folk, the village turned out en masse. When he refused to leave them in peace, the villagers began to stone Hopkins and his entourage of witch-prickers.

This little bit of knowledge taught me a lot as child. The idea that confronting fear mongers and bullies was always possible resonated across the years. It was a perfect lesson on the effectiveness of both direct and group action; inspiring me to believe that the average person could be more brave and tolerant than usually portrayed. Beyond that, I became proud of Hadleigh. Here was a place that at least once in its history showed the answer to exploitative hatred is an absolute refusal to tolerate it.

I have been thinking a lot about witchfinders recently due to Sarah Palin. Having seen the video of her speech thanking Thomas Muthee, a Kenyan preacher and witchfinder associated with her church, my dislike of the woman has soared to a new level. In June she praised his ‘Very very powerful invocation’ which she claimed helped get her elected. Beyond finding this an ironic choice of words given she was talking about a smiter of witchcraft, the revelation strips much of the humour from the satirists portraying her as ‘witch-burner’.

Justin Webb, the BBC’s North America editor who writes a rather fine blog, usually gets it right. However, when he complained that ‘anti-Palin stuff in comments on recent postings has gone way over the top’ because they suggested she was supporter of a ‘dark witch-burning retreat into superstition and irrationality’ he missed the point. If she was a member of an Aryan church that advocated persecuting Jews, there would be no tolerance, no language too strong. We should never accept persecution of any faith. We should decry anyone standing for office who is a friend of those who perpetrate such villainy. Anyone who backs those advocating a gospel of hunting for witches deserves to be met Hadleigh style.

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19 Comments:

Blogger matthew_in_ham said...

er ... amen!

3:57 PM  
Blogger Kid Dork said...

But you have to admit--Palin is cute, even for a religious zealot.

12:43 AM  
Blogger zirelda said...

Bravo!

That woman scares me.

2:57 PM  
Blogger Unilove said...

You use your words so well, that they are rich, lush, and loamy. I really need to stop by more often and inhale slowly and deeply.

8:14 PM  
Blogger YankeeQuilter said...

As an American living in England I am at a loss for words when asked why they selected Palin for a V.P. slot...I do agree with zirelda - Palin scares a lot of us.

12:27 PM  
Blogger Glamourpuss said...

What is most interesting to me about Palin's campaign is the way America suddently became appalled at the use of sexism in political comment. In a stunning display of hypocrisy, they defend Palin, because she is percevied as attractive, where they villified Clinton. The fact that most of the criticism against Palin has been about her inexperience, ridiculous beliefs and corruption just goes to show how utterly misogynistic American politics is; they see sexism where there is substance.

Puss

2:20 PM  
Blogger Marvin the Martian said...

I just enjoy the fact that Palin has gotten farther than Hillary Clinton with much less effort. Of course, she's generally less loathsome than Hillary. ;-)

3:24 AM  
Blogger Nick said...

Especially as this persecution appears to consist of running old women out of town on the basis that there's been a few more accidents than usual.

Really though, it's the python I feel sorry for.

1:04 PM  
Blogger David said...

Thank you everyone for your comments. A couple of things to note:

KD – You are a sick and misguided puppy.

Unilove – Thank you. That is a lovely description that I am not sure my writing is worthy of.

Z and Yankee – I have an unshakeable faith in the decency of the majority of Americans which your comments only help strengthen.

Glamourpuss – I could not agree more profoundly.

Marvin – HC vs. SP in a loathsomeness title fight might be a close call if looked at in terms of corruption, but in my book, persecuting anyone on the basis of faith is clincher.

Nick – Witch finding does not seem to change much over the ages. It used to be the milk yield of cows and cats. Somehow Palin’s preacher reminds me a little of this chap from 1001 Ridiculous Ways To Die:

WHEN HIPPOS ATTACK VI
In March 2006, Norman Chingoka, a preacher from of Apostolic Faith led his flock away from the repressive regime of Robert Mugabe – the vile dictator of Zimbabwe. Chingoka directed his followers to follow him to the slightly more promising land of South Africa; despite the fact that in their flight, they would not only have to illegally cross the border, but cross it via the flood-swollen and crocodile infested Limpopo River.
As they approached the banks of the Limpopo, Chingoka told the faithful that: “God has told me in a dream we are Israelites fleeing from Egypt and Mugabe is the pharaoh. God will part the waters for us and allow us to walk to the other side. No harm shall come to us.” He then waded into the water and was attacked by a bull hippopotamus which bit huge chunks out of his chest and arms. Chingoka’s horrified congregation then saw his bloody body pulled downstream to his death by the bloated tidal flow of the Limpopo.

1:25 PM  
Blogger Chandira said...

As always, very well said!

I had no idea about her using a witchfinder!! What the HELL?? That is scary!! I'm going to have to go look for that now.

6:29 PM  
Blogger Middle Child said...

What a place to grow up in. I wonder, well no I believe that the landscape around us especially where we grow has a great affect on us. There ius nothing I like more than that rare moment of pure quiet and stillness, when for the second everything stops and nothing can be heard. What I like about whwere I live now is that occasionally it happens...when I was a child, it happened often. When it happens now, I am that child again. Sorry just a tought train. Don't know anything about the US elections - and why all the bother, they will just elect bad or badder, dumb or dumber and its set anyway as they all are.

9:58 PM  
Blogger FilmNoir23 said...

Glad to see this eloquent post on the subject!

Funny that we would be blogging on the subject roughly at the same time.

I have to agree with you 100%, and good to know that you and others have not fallen under her "spell".

Even for politics this one smells

10:25 PM  
Blogger Nick said...

Heh. I haven't picked up a copy yet, but the fact there's a header which reads WHEN HIPPOS ATTACK *VI* pretty much seals the deal, I think

10:53 AM  
Blogger mirk said...

and so say all of us!

11:37 PM  
Blogger Alexis Mei said...

It is such a very sad case when people do such things. Witchfinder? I didn't think they still exist - this is sobering. Why is it that people are so awful and hate what they do not know or envy what they do not have or cannot do? I wish for a better world - one where we can all live in peace and not be so ignorant and asinine to persecute others for who they are. I'm afraid that will not come in my time but I still hope...

7:36 PM  
Blogger Chandira said...

I want to know why this didn't make as big headline news as Obama's pastor being a little bit vocal.
At least what he said was based in some kind of rational argument you could follow in reverse, even if you didn't agree. Palin's guy is just plain wacko.

11:36 PM  
Anonymous panther said...

David, I've just discovered your blog. Which I love. I'm absolutely fascinated to hear about the place where you grew up, Hadleigh. What is a crow-doctor, by the way ?

I found you, by the way, because I was looking up Black Dogs (the folkloric kind, not the Churchillian) and read (on Wikipedia, i think) that some children in Hadleigh in the 1970s encountered just such a beast. Could you tell us more about this, please ?

thanks

8:58 AM  
Blogger David said...

Panther – Hadleigh’s Cunning Murrell would be a good example of a crow-doctor.

Unfortunately, this blog is not the best place for an in-depth discussion of folklore, so I will restrict myself to saying that the story on Wiki is bunk. As a child of the seventies who played regularly at Hadleigh Castle I can report that this ‘incident’ was already a well-known local ghost story and part of the area’s black dog lore. I remember clearly stealing it as a plot device for a ghost story I wrote in Mrs. Price’s class when I was eight.

If you need to discuss more, you can always try emailing me.

9:42 AM  
Anonymous GregD said...

I live just down the road from Hadleigh in Capel St Mary and had never heard of this side of the Witchfiner General story. Its hard to believe that we're drawing comparisons from this with a Presidential election in, supposedly, the most developed country on earth in 2008.

1:15 PM  

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