A Force Field of Astringent Curry Aroma

No names, no pack drill, but when kissing one of my girl friends goodnight, I noticed a distinctive curry powder smell. It was so pungent, rolling up from the area of her décolletage, neck and face, that I could not help but mention it. It is the first time in years my gentlemanly nature and powers of diplomacy have failed me.

“You smell of curry. What are you wearing?”

The answer was something called Roc Retin-Ox Correxion. I know few of us are happy about wrinkles, but who would want smooth skin if the cost was projecting a force field of astringent curry aroma? I am sure Roc crucifies enough fluffy animals in the name of research, so how did their scientists fail to spot that curry is not a good smell for a face cream?